Bar Haikus by Swade and Chason March 25, 2000

#1 human nature cries smiling teeth are made of ice we live for drama

#2 something gut-wrenching echoes of crosby, stills, nash music tames the beast

#3 by the next pitcher young lovelies seduce my eyes beer invocations

#4 electric leashed dogs stone thrown from humanity technology sucks

#5 car horn man's new voice acknowledges existence get outta my way

#6 color pink on girls nipples stand at attention blue mood solitude

#7 second wind brain fart airhead bimbo could be sweet til i sober up

#8 cigarette tip glows reality's map is lost another shot of turkey

#9 forehead tattooed L gorgeous women beyond reachc popularity

#10 hemingway is gone blessed shades of delightment rewrite emotions

#11 accents turn me on lineage has to be strong painted fingernails

#12 sauce of satan's blood cold pitcher of barlied hops wings at taco mac's

#13 hand dips between thighs noisy crowd of beer drinkers erotic axis

#14 flowers in the trash your eyes no longer light me farewell deborah

#15 red accord drives by no lips around my penis good riddance janet

#16 blood red itchy eyes blast off is planned for seven pollen count is high

#17 green armed red leashed dog four girls two boys walk atlanta twilight

#18 red light district calls endorphins rage in my veins arms of a lover

#19 young tender nubile one-tracked mind's low impulses drag my zipper down

#20 all i need is one if i asked nicely will you please sit on my face

#21 all you girls are hos i'm just opinionated cause you ain't with me

#22 long walks in the snow the mind eclipses the soul pondering life's path

#23 mystical straw sucks life confuses then settles mystery is solved

#24 i live life for me scars etch my face from battle victorious me

#25 welcome mat of smiles scratching her thigh in mid stride our fav jennifer

#26 a diary of sorts my travel book escapades hope it never ends

#27 to the ends of earth searching for that unique soul a true love story

#28 blessings from above hard tipped flesh tickles my palms skipping a heart beat

#29 why am i waiting faith sits quietly beside i'm trying too hard

#30 world grows small on line enhanced connectivity yet we're still alone