Bar Haikus
by Swade and Chason
March 25, 2000
#1
human nature cries
smiling teeth are made of ice
we live for drama
#2
something gut-wrenching
echoes of crosby, stills, nash
music tames the beast
#3
by the next pitcher
young lovelies seduce my eyes
beer invocations
#4
electric leashed dogs
stone thrown from humanity
technology sucks
#5
car horn man's new voice
acknowledges existence
get outta my way
#6
color pink on girls
nipples stand at attention
blue mood solitude
#7
second wind brain fart
airhead bimbo could be sweet
til i sober up
#8
cigarette tip glows
reality's map is lost
another shot of turkey
#9
forehead tattooed L
gorgeous women beyond reachc
popularity
#10
hemingway is gone
blessed shades of delightment
rewrite emotions
#11
accents turn me on
lineage has to be strong
painted fingernails
#12
sauce of satan's blood
cold pitcher of barlied hops
wings at taco mac's
#13
hand dips between thighs
noisy crowd of beer drinkers
erotic axis
#14
flowers in the trash
your eyes no longer light me
farewell deborah
#15
red accord drives by
no lips around my penis
good riddance janet
#16
blood red itchy eyes
blast off is planned for seven
pollen count is high
#17
green armed red leashed dog
four girls two boys walk
atlanta twilight
#18
red light district calls
endorphins rage in my veins
arms of a lover
#19
young tender nubile
one-tracked mind's low impulses
drag my zipper down
#20
all i need is one
if i asked nicely will you
please sit on my face
#21
all you girls are hos
i'm just opinionated
cause you ain't with me
#22
long walks in the snow
the mind eclipses the soul
pondering life's path
#23
mystical straw sucks
life confuses then settles
mystery is solved
#24
i live life for me
scars etch my face from battle
victorious me
#25
welcome mat of smiles
scratching her thigh in mid stride
our fav jennifer
#26
a diary of sorts
my travel book escapades
hope it never ends
#27
to the ends of earth
searching for that unique soul
a true love story
#28
blessings from above
hard tipped flesh tickles my palms
skipping a heart beat
#29
why am i waiting
faith sits quietly beside
i'm trying too hard
#30
world grows small on line
enhanced connectivity
yet we're still alone